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Best pickup lines ever.
Guy: Roses are red, Violets are Blue. I suck at poetry. Show me your tits.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your ass.
Guy: Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me.
Guy: Do you want an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under.
Guy: Sex_al Harrass_nt. All that's missing is U and me
Guy: I put the STD in STUD all I need is U
Guy: Are you a drill sargeant? Cos you have my privates standing to attention.
Guy: That dress is becoming on you. But then again if I was on you I'd be coming too.
Guy: Are you old enough to count? Then you're old enough to mount.
Guy: The word of the day is legs let's go back home and see if we can spread the word.
Source: eu4ria
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